Here I am in all my pregnant belly glory at 24 weeks! Bobby took this photo of me last night. Okay...well, I thought I'd have some fun with today's post. And if any of you reading this have made any of these comments to me....no worries! I'm just having some fun!
What not to say to a pregnant woman......
1. Wow! You are big!
2. Are you having twins?
3. Are you sure you're not having twins?
4. You must be having twins and one is hiding.
5. What are you doing to yourself?
6. You must be ready to pop any day! (umm..no, I have to wait till April)
7. You're going to have a 10 pound baby!
8. I bought you a skirt....it's huge! (yeah right, I wore it 2 times and it doesn't fit anymore! ha ha)
9. When are you due?....APRIL???!!!!
10. Why are you so big??
Those are just some lovely comments I have heard....now let me declare a few things....
Yes, I'm big. No, according to my doctor and ultrasounds, I am not having twins. I'm not near ready to pop...and yes, I really am due in April! :)
2 comments:
Oh you poor baby. I remember after not being able to see my feet for 2 months being in my 8th month some woman came up and said, "oh honey, are you pregnant?" Now wearing a maternity outfit and those ugly maternity pants I looked matter of factly at her and stated, "Why no, I'm smuggling watermelons from Mexico over the border, please don't let anyone in on the secret!"
She was taken aback, my mother who was with me was dying to laugh, and I just smiled and waddled away. Then my mom said "Shame on you what if she calls the police on you." I just wanted to see them search me..lol
Hey, you look great. can't wait to be a great Aunt again.
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